5 Great Lines from First Grave on the Right by Darynda Jones
“That took balls.”
“Please,” I said with a snort, “that took ovaries. Of which I have two.”
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
“I may not look like much, but I’m an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”
“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”
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