5 Great Lines from First Grave on the Right by Darynda Jones


5 Great Lines from First Grave on the Right by Darynda Jones

1

“That took balls.”

“Please,” I said with a snort, “that took ovaries. Of which I have two.”

2

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

3

“I may not look like much, but I’m an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

4

“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”

5

“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”


Ava Delany
The Fetish Club Series, The Homecoming Series, and The Beginnings Series.- on Kindle, Allromanceebooks, and many other places where ebooks are sold.
Look for my newest release- Dark Daze – Coming in June 2012.

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